Scrambled eggs and smoked salmon...

My sister in law had to be at Aberdeen train station for 8.40.this morning.
We had a guest in.
I just could not face driving in to Aberdeen yet again, so Mike went. He who is the breakfast chef..
First he asked me what he should take off the menu we provide, my reply of everything but toast didnt go down too well.
So I went to bed last night going over and over again in my brain everything that a full Scottish consists of.
Then the guest asked for scrambled eggs and smoked salmon. My look would have stopped the flowers growing.
My mind went completely blank.
Thank God for Delia.
Can't be many bed and breakfast providers with recipe book propped up and preparing scrambled eggs and smoked salmon.