And for my next trick...

This shows room 2 of our 3 letting bedrooms. Top of the list for a make over. One of the down sides to running a b&b is that all 'public' rooms have to be 5 star, even if you only get given a measly 3 by the Hotel Inspector. Every visit she has found fault with this room. Last visit it was the seams on the wallpaper. Well I don't claim to be a professional decorater... but here I go again. Hopefully before she lands on us. Its sods law that just as I heave the big sigh and root out the wallpaper scraper we take bookings which we cannot afford to turn away. Perhaps I could get her drunk, slip a Mickey Finn in her porage, any suggestions?